Paleophilia

Becoming sexually aroused by dinosaurs.

She thought that T-Rex was really hot, clearly she is a paleophiliac.

by Brenda !!!!! October 5, 2004

Sarah Palin

The former Governor of Alaska and could-be Vice President candidate. Despite the fact that her C.V. could barely reach half a cocktail napkin; the US citizens applaud her knowledge of foreign policy (consisting of being able to see Russia from Alaska, and when questioned and little to no idea of the Bush Doctrine and has no ability to think for herself and just lets the Republican lobbyists do the thinking for her), and that she's well travelled (despite barely leaving the USA and claiming she went to Iraq but didn't), and crucially making a u-turn on her stance regarding the 'bridge to nowhere' (while pocketing a lot of the cash for herself and leaving the town she was mayor of $20 million in debt), not to mention her firm anti-abortion stance (including the scenario where unwanting mothers are charged in the event of rape) and support of abstinence (even though her seventeen year old daughter has been knocked up hence showing that she has no real intention of practising what she preaches), and she cares about her family (although she's made it painfully obvious that she has no issues with abandoning her five month old infant with Downs Syndrome to go and place Vice President) but at least she doesn't abuse her power (despite being currently under investigation for firing a state trooper as a result of a family dispute) and believes in the freedom of information (although she did insist on having 'certain books' removed from her local library).

In essence, Sarah Palin is another bible bashing, gun toting, abstinence supporting, environmentalist denouncing, Big Oil supporting, homophobic Republican... great.

Really Sarah Palin is in the Republican Vice Presidentual nominee in an effort to break the stereotype of Repulicans all being fat, old, rich, white guys afraid of change... like John McCain (who's four year plan for his first term could be summed up as 'Don't die'). Also, she could be a useful insurance policy should McCain suffer a sudden heart attack and die after winning the presidency by such a narrow margin.

by Chris Alderson November 4, 2008

palsied limmo

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm

e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.

by ws May 6, 2005

palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007

Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010

Palin Spree

A shopping spree of monumental proportions, usually done with disregard to any sense of measure. Could be followed by a shopping hangover or regret not publicly expressed, or by a total lack of concern.

SP: OMG I just hit the lotto! I've got $150 g's to spend on anything I want!
JMcC: Well, let's do a Palin spree! You've earned it!

by A-x-A February 28, 2009