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Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself into it, you go,"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!
Monkey Bath by Karlito April 20, 2003

monkey fist 

A very small vagina. Also known as a monklet in extreme south Alabama. Opposite of a vagiant.
Ball up your fist and look at the little hole your pointer finger makes. Imagine a rhesus monkey doing it.

How was your date? Big pussy? No, she had a monkey fist.
monkey fist by EchoFree October 20, 2007

monkey bounce 

When a girl does backward cowgirl on top of a guy while he shits in her hand. Then she flings it around the room manically.
Fred: Last night me and Judy went crazy and tried the monkey bounce!
Dan: Wow! Dude how was it?!
Fred: Not as exciting as you'd think...
monkey bounce by fnksdhgfk June 22, 2008

monkey ear

An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.
Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."
monkey ear by simGB June 28, 2009

monkey butt 

The soreness in the rectal area after participating in such activities as anal sex.
Hey girlfriend, I'm got a bad case of monkey butt after my boyfriend slammed it up my ass all night long.
monkey butt by TFWI June 11, 2018

monkey boy 

This is usually were a boy looks like a monkey when cheeks are inflated and ears stick out!!! This is cute and does not mean the boy has to be hairy just to have some rsembelence to a monkey!!
OMG monkey boy!

u look like a monkey, boy!

Monkey boy would you...

Monkey boy you look like Ryan O'Neill
monkey boy by areilly February 8, 2008