midget jizz

When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls

She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz

by TwoRug May 7, 2018

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003

Whizzin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

by Merryweather April 21, 2006

jizzac in da biox

jack in the box

jizzac in da biox is the shiznit - shizzle?

by giaseppe bejorney December 8, 2003

jizzang

when a man's wang is covered in jizz

I was getting a blowjob and came in Sady's mouth, but she didn't swallow so when I pulled out I had a total jizzang

by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004

Jizz'donbuleed

A time in which someone gets jizzed on and for some weird reason they start to bleed

Henry got jizz'donbuleeded last week and now he has a fear of masterbation

Doctor: " I'm sorry Henry, according to your body's unrelative response, you won't be able to exert sperm anymore."
Henry: "Aw c'mon Doc, it's because his weiner was in my butt!"

by Nathanispro May 28, 2008

Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together

1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie

by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008