i-hole

n. any person that heralds the "amazing" new conquest of owning an i-phone. similar to an "a-hole," but obviously more technologically advanced (and consequently living in a haze of jackass-ery that leads them to believe anyone is actually impressed.)

Bill: "Hey, did you see that Tommy got an 'iphone' for Christmas?"
Ron: "Nope. I guess that fucking 'i-hole' didn't have time to take a break from 'World of Warcraft' to show it off yet. Good thing, too, because I'd have to break that shit. "

by T.M. Blakslee January 13, 2008

i feels

"I feel you" delivered in a modern style - and only two syllables.

Me: I love Louis C.K.'s show "Louie", but some of its best scenes are as heavy and dark as TV gets. I'm hesitant to recommend it to the uninitiated, lest they find it a bad trip.

Friend: I feels.

by 10mjg January 19, 2016

I-66

Not to be confused with the old Route 66, I-66 is an Interstate Highway in Virginia and DC that will cause mental health issues down the road. (No pun intended). Despite having like 19 fucking lanes, traffic is ALWAYS backed up, usually for no fucking reason whatsoever.

"How are you getting to the meeting later?"
"I'm taking I-66."
"Are you serious? You won't get there till next week!"

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

I-Gear

A stupid piece of school software that dosen't let you go on porn, violence or the urban dictionary.

I hate that bloody I-Gear software! I NEED PORN!!!

by Boroughmuir Pupil (S4) October 30, 2003

i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

I do what I want

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

by AngryPOPTART January 14, 2011

i see

The new Lol. Used when the user is too lazy, bored, lazy to give a proper reply to whatever you just said. A correct response is "Speak proper or STFU noob!"
It is used in real life and on instant messengers and games and more.

Sonic: "Hello"
Mario: "I see"
Sonic: "STFU, noob!"

by supersonicjim May 12, 2006