Google

A safe way!

I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.

by man!? February 19, 2018

Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

Google

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

by The defenitor January 26, 2021

google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.

Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.

by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016