Silent Facebook

People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.

P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.

Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook

Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk

*Facebook*

Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________

Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.

Girl 1:.....

by Hi you don't know me May 15, 2011

Facebook Mirage

This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.

Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.

Bro: F*cking skanks.

by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010

Facebook Fatigue

You're exhausted because your real life can't keep up with your virtual one.

Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"

You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."

by trailer y February 23, 2011

facebook driveby

Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.

Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."

Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"

Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"

Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"

Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."

Person 2:"Fail."

by Konchii November 13, 2009

Facebook Refuser

Someone who refuses to get a Facebook, cuz they either thinks it makes them cool ("non-conforming") or cuz they refuse to join the cult that has kicked MySpace's ass by storm.

Come on, get one you pussy facebook refuser! You're already uncool to begin wit! This mite help at least a lil bit.

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

Facebook Pimp

a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook apps, but can't really get the same in real life

I have only had one girlfriend, but over facebook so many girls want me. My friends refer to me as a facebook pimp

by Busby Berkeley April 28, 2009

Facebook Spy

When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.

"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"

by Buggs Bunny x86 May 27, 2009