Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."
Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"
Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"
Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"
Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."
Person 2:"Fail."
Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"
Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"
Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"
Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."
Person 2:"Fail."
by Konchii November 13, 2009
Get the facebook drivebymug. This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.
Bro: F*cking skanks.
Bro: F*cking skanks.
by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010
Get the Facebook Miragemug. The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
Get the facebook forensicsmug. Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"
You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."
You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."
by trailer y February 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Fatiguemug. Someone who refuses to get a Facebook, cuz they either thinks it makes them cool ("non-conforming") or cuz they refuse to join the cult that has kicked MySpace's ass by storm.
Come on, get one you pussy facebook refuser! You're already uncool to begin wit! This mite help at least a lil bit.
by Jazzist August 15, 2006
Get the Facebook Refusermug. a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook apps, but can't really get the same in real life
I have only had one girlfriend, but over facebook so many girls want me. My friends refer to me as a facebook pimp
by Busby Berkeley April 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Pimpmug. When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.
"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"
by Buggs Bunny x86 May 27, 2009
Get the Facebook Spymug.