Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

CANADIAN

The worst human being alive

"I hate how canadian that guy is!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Tasmanian canadian

When you decide you want to get freaky in bed and you take a bag of milk freeze it and when your partner is sleeping out it over there face and shit all over then and proceed to run it all over then while fucking them

I pulled the Tasmanian Canadian on my wife last night she filed for a divorce this morning

by Dragon ball slayer December 24, 2020

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE

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CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE SHAGS A GOAT

by mrs tosser September 8, 2025

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023