Braden Haslam

6 foot 1 inch tall, sex dog who is number 1, however he thinks that that mac's are better than surface book's

Braden Haslam is cool, but he thinks that macs are better than surface's

by Braden Haslam October 17, 2019

Braden

Someone who thinks Layla is a bot

Braden means to think Layla is a bot

by Divgibftjbcg October 17, 2019

Braden

A person who does not have faith in a snow day and is a firm hater in the idea of getting one. A braden is a clown.

Normal Person: Dude we might have a snow day it's snowing a lot outside!
Braden: Stop getting your hopes up. It ain't gonna happen.
Normal Person: That's not very cash money of you dude, not cool.

by Sony Gang November 11, 2019

Braden

He’s a quiet guy. But the teacher LOVES HIM. He’s quite the teachers pet 👅🦶🏽

Teacher: Braden why don’t you stay after class???

by Chickenzrule November 22, 2019

Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

Brad

a guy you absolutely hate and dont want to be friends with anymore but they keep bothering you,.

SHut the fuck up brad i dont like you anymore. FUcking FAg.

by SUn penis wanker December 9, 2019