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A sport most people would say is boring but those people are people who don't know shit about it. This sport is America's Past Time because of what it has done for the nation. It has kept The United States united throughout time, just think of 9/11. After the "terrorist" attacks in 2001, Baseball's World Series brought the United States together in a time of struggle and pain.
Baseball is also the only fair sport there is. You have to pitch the baseball over home plate to get strikes which leads to getting outs to end an inning and eventually the game for nine innings or more in case of a tie leading to extra innings. The pitcher has to throw the Baseball over home plate it allows the opposing team to be able to hit the ball, if they can. You can't run out a clock like in other sports; you have to throw strikes in order to win.
It is also a very difficult game. Take a Baseball player and put him in any sport and he will compete. Take any other athlete and throw him a 95 mph (mile per-hour) fastball and he won't touch it.
Michael Jordan, greatest Basketball player of all time, retired from Basketball in his prime to play Baseball then decided not to continue because of how difficult this sport is.
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and still be considered a good performer," as said by Hall of Famer Ted Williams.
Other sports are great too but Baseball is G.O.A.T
Baseball is also the only fair sport there is. You have to pitch the baseball over home plate to get strikes which leads to getting outs to end an inning and eventually the game for nine innings or more in case of a tie leading to extra innings. The pitcher has to throw the Baseball over home plate it allows the opposing team to be able to hit the ball, if they can. You can't run out a clock like in other sports; you have to throw strikes in order to win.
It is also a very difficult game. Take a Baseball player and put him in any sport and he will compete. Take any other athlete and throw him a 95 mph (mile per-hour) fastball and he won't touch it.
Michael Jordan, greatest Basketball player of all time, retired from Basketball in his prime to play Baseball then decided not to continue because of how difficult this sport is.
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and still be considered a good performer," as said by Hall of Famer Ted Williams.
Other sports are great too but Baseball is G.O.A.T
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First Base- Frenching
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...
Home Run- Sex
First Base- Frenching
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...
Home Run- Sex
by JuLiA August 21, 2004
Get the bases mug.The metaphor generally applied to sex using baseball, except towards all things sexting. The bases being:
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos
3rd: sexting
Home: photos
*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos
3rd: sexting
Home: photos
*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.
At first it was just simple flirting, then things progressed and we ended up rounding all the sexting bases; thank you picture phone.
by Troyciferous Rex July 20, 2011
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Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).
Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).
by Twentyfour December 29, 2005
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In relation to baseball, these terms are used as describing how far someone has gone with someone sexually. 4 F's.
1st Base: French (Makeing-out, french kissing)
2nd Base: Feel (getting felt up, feeling eachothers genitals)
3rd Base: Finger ("fingering", blowjob, handjob ECT)
Home Run: Fuck (AKA: "Going all the way" ie: having sex)
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
In relation to baseball, these terms are used as describing how far someone has gone with someone sexually. 4 F's.
1st Base: French (Makeing-out, french kissing)
2nd Base: Feel (getting felt up, feeling eachothers genitals)
3rd Base: Finger ("fingering", blowjob, handjob ECT)
Home Run: Fuck (AKA: "Going all the way" ie: having sex)
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
by Lindzey March 25, 2008
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