Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.

Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.

by Sacredfart June 19, 2023

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Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 07, 2024

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drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 14, 2013

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i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 26, 2021

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Truck Drive

The act of a group of people, usually consisting of three or more, beating the fuck out of a slumbering person in the dark while flashing lights in his/her face.

That kid with all the bruises got a truck drive last night.

by swim all day October 20, 2008

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