A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019
Get the Wee-tardmug. (n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021
Get the Tech-tardedmug. The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
Get the Tard napmug. That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
Get the Tarded jerkermug. A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.
by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022
Get the Tardmug. by Wumaxon August 9, 2023
Get the Tardmug. Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
Get the Morning Tard Syndromemug.