Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier

If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons

by CanukGuy September 28, 2023

johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021

Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.

Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

eyvind johnson

this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin

oh albin you are a eyvind johnson

by figlo April 4, 2017

Tanner Johnson

Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!

by Athea February 2, 2023

Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work

Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!

by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023