To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
Get the drive a moosemug. The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.
“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”
by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025
Get the Sin Drivemug. A "Oh wait! Love those shoeboots! Must get a photo!"
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."
by creativegoddess November 12, 2011
Get the Drive-by-Shoetingmug. Canadian slang originating from Truro, Nova Scotia. Meaning "goodbye", "cya later" and/or "safe travels"
Person1: This was a good call, have a good day everyone
Person2: Take care everyone!
Person3: Drive safe!
Person2: Take care everyone!
Person3: Drive safe!
by yoloswaggmoney March 21, 2024
Get the Drive Safe!mug. Expressing you feelings of deep uncontrollable anger in a way that all the other drivers around you will know how your are feeling also.
Aggressively maneuvering around cars while shouting obscenities at them for going the speed limit.
A desperate attentpt to get attention.
Aggressively maneuvering around cars while shouting obscenities at them for going the speed limit.
A desperate attentpt to get attention.
My sister went through her husbands iPad and found he had been telling other people her personal issues.... The more she obsesses over the messages the more anger build up and she decided to get into her car and go rage driving like she is on a murder mission as a one man wolf pack.
by KrayzieK August 24, 2017
Get the Rage drivingmug. When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
by frishy August 30, 2022
Get the Driving the porcelain truckmug. Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.
Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Self-Drivingmug.