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shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011
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Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys
by Crikeymate January 10, 2019
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Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.
Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.
by Toilenator October 11, 2018
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Shit

It is u. Just like me we are shit so if u came for a definition u came to the wrong place cuz u need to look up the word :you
Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit

Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok
by I have no life. HATE VSCO GIRL November 1, 2019
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Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.
Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
by rtl1984 March 23, 2025
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Twitch E Shit

by niggity October 12, 2021
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