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It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.
Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive
by Repic January 10, 2025
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You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".
Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE
by Joao3 January 10, 2025
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Cay Boxed you

do you see that guy over there? he is such a cay boxed you!
by cay is annoying January 13, 2025
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How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like
Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”
by Edgar ShufflePoop January 13, 2025
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