Joao3's definitions

MOAB

Massive Ornary Air Blimp; The first blimp in the Bloons TD series. It was a white blimp with ceramics on top, but has since changed to be blue with 3 white stripes. Children: 4 Ceramics. Parent: BFB.

Player 3: *farming*
Player 1: OH IS THAT ROUND 40 COMING UP? *warns everyone*
Player 2: *places down a super monkey*
Player 3: *still farming*
Player 4: *does nothing*
MOAB: *comes*
10 seconds later: *monkeys dying*

by Joao3 February 19, 2023

Mr. Breast Trainer

The name some really invested people give to the beast handler in BTD6.

Mr.: A reference to Mr. Beast.
Breast: A (sexual) pun on Beast.
Trainer: Joking about its beasts being similar to certain Pokémon.

Person: pls nerf Mr. Breast Trainer's top path
Ninja Kiwi: we'll only nerf it if you speak it correctly
Person: oh shit

by Joao3 April 11, 2023

fat

Literally every American.

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: *pulls reverse card up* no u
Person 1: That trick doesn't work

by Joao3 July 18, 2022

Sphere

Every person who eats lots of sugar, fat, obese.

Person 1: LOL UR SO SPHERE!!!🤓
Person 2: no u look at ur beeg belly
Person 1: no u
Person 2: omae wa mou shindeiru
Person 1: NANI!?

by Joao3 November 21, 2022

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025

Spike

In Tetris, a very large attack.

hit em with dat 11 spike

by Joao3 July 12, 2025

apọ̀pọ̀pọ̀pọ̀pọ̀

One of the many things ChatGPT can say after trying and failing to repeat the word "bagbogbo".

Person 1: Hey ChatGPT! Repeat the word "bagbogbo" for me.
ChatGPT: Sure: "apọ̀pọ̀pọ̀pọ̀pọ̀"

by Joao3 July 19, 2025