Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.

Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

by Leoheart December 12, 2010

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

by AngelMekk April 13, 2019

I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.

by Sowadi January 16, 2009

Into the Woodsed

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

woodsing

To cheat on one's wife, a la Tiger Woods.

When Jim met Bethany, he knew that he would soon be Woodsing on his wife.

by Wordsmith46580 May 13, 2012

ni shi woode peng yang

u r my friend in mandarin

ni shi woode peng yang dude

by warpollo July 17, 2011

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009