rice krispy toasted

Down right fucking stoned.

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021

brother rice high school

Bloomfield hills, Michigan. full of very good looking boys with not as good personality. we suggest u do not go for a brother rice boy unless u want to cry a river.

Rating before: 4/10
"what school do u go to?"
"brother rice high school"
Rating after: 10/10

by amomgussussigmabakagriddyohio December 6, 2023

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

cunt rice

left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.

I was eating out that bitch and got a mouth full of cunt rice

by Scl10111 September 19, 2020