i'm juss talkin' shit

When you make a statment that is joke.

Person 1: Bro, you like big bawty bitches?
Person 2: *no, response*
Person 1: hahaha, I'm juss talkin' shit

by cosmicunity February 24, 2019

i'm experiencin' some things !

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !

that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things

by michael foolsley October 08, 2020

I'm A Big Kid Now

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

I'm gonna have a cow

A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!

(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!

Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(

by kakattack3000 July 17, 2015

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 April 07, 2017

w/e i'm over it

To not let situations phase you in anyway and to move on with life.

"dude, you just failed English!"

"W/e I'm over it"

by NoLin December 03, 2007