air-borne twat

A vagina that has been invaded so many times that it's lips hang open like dumbo's ears so that you could fly with them.

It's a bird, It's a plane, no it's a woman with an air-borne twat.

by Addie H. June 11, 2006

twat on a spoon

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010

twat ball

a bad pitch in baseball. Can be used when referring to an ACTUAL game but was first used when referring to a video game.

Man : what kind of pitch was that?!?!
Woman : I know it was a total twat ball

by malsal July 9, 2007

twat-nav

A female that can read a map, navigate etc.

"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.

by Eddie Van Basten September 11, 2007

jiggly twat

it's just a bloated tubby bloke.. an obese person, if you will.

or a really fat vaginal region

Whoa, look at the size of that jiggly twat.

by plumb January 14, 2008

Twat Mahal

The glorious palace which contains Jay, Dan, Chris, Ben, Russell, Rachael, and soon to be Simon.

I got roofied at the Twat Mahal last night.

I got Teabagged at the Twat Mahal last night.

by Simon Kerr May 7, 2008

sweet twat

a young lady that is too hott to trot; she usually acts like she owns the ground that everyone is walking on; loose; snotty; most likely to be found driving a chevy astro to her driving test for her license; thinks she's hott, but she's wrong

Wow, look at that sweet twat.

That, sweet twat is too hott to trot.

She is sooo failing her test.

by asissej emmit March 20, 2008