cambridge university has a particular slant on a posh twat. The graduates of cambridge tend to be in love with their own success and are secretly jealous of anyone even vaguely more successful than them. For example any other cambridge graduate. The most successful moment for these people was getting into the college, graduating and then spending the rest of their lives "I went to cambridge", getting married in cambridge and marrying other cambridge graduates and then desperately spending their lives clawing onto their pocket of success and having to fund their superiority and status anxiety.
cambridge posh twats "I can't go to my cambridge reunion because I haven't achieved anything and no, a husband, children, successful career and my own home do not count as any palpable success, please don't call me a cambridge posh twat you chav".
by sinic June 19, 2010
A vagina that has been invaded so many times that it's lips hang open like dumbo's ears so that you could fly with them.
by Addie H. June 04, 2006
by Timothy Roden October 18, 2010
by Eddie Van Basten September 03, 2007
a young lady that is too hott to trot; she usually acts like she owns the ground that everyone is walking on; loose; snotty; most likely to be found driving a chevy astro to her driving test for her license; thinks she's hott, but she's wrong
by asissej emmit March 20, 2008
A twat-maggot is a person who is unliked by all and has a unusally small penis, not to be made fun of because of his unfortunate situation but to be laughed at therefore he is a Twat-Maggot.
'Hey, did you see that twat-maggot walk by' , 'yeaa he was a reall big one too , not that he has a big one , because he's a twat-maggot'.
by Jay Rogers and Neurin Trace June 18, 2011
by Simon Kerr May 07, 2008