air-borne twat

A vagina that has been invaded so many times that it's lips hang open like dumbo's ears so that you could fly with them.

It's a bird, It's a plane, no it's a woman with an air-borne twat.

by Addie H. June 11, 2006

twat-nav

A female that can read a map, navigate etc.

"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.

by Eddie Van Basten September 11, 2007

sweet twat

a young lady that is too hott to trot; she usually acts like she owns the ground that everyone is walking on; loose; snotty; most likely to be found driving a chevy astro to her driving test for her license; thinks she's hott, but she's wrong

Wow, look at that sweet twat.

That, sweet twat is too hott to trot.

She is sooo failing her test.

by asissej emmit March 20, 2008

jiggly twat

it's just a bloated tubby bloke.. an obese person, if you will.

or a really fat vaginal region

Whoa, look at the size of that jiggly twat.

by plumb January 14, 2008

twat ball

a bad pitch in baseball. Can be used when referring to an ACTUAL game but was first used when referring to a video game.

Man : what kind of pitch was that?!?!
Woman : I know it was a total twat ball

by malsal July 9, 2007

Twat-Maggot

A twat-maggot is a person who is unliked by all and has a unusally small penis, not to be made fun of because of his unfortunate situation but to be laughed at therefore he is a Twat-Maggot.

'Hey, did you see that twat-maggot walk by' , 'yeaa he was a reall big one too , not that he has a big one , because he's a twat-maggot'.

by Jay Rogers and Neurin Trace June 18, 2011

Twat Mahal

The glorious palace which contains Jay, Dan, Chris, Ben, Russell, Rachael, and soon to be Simon.

I got roofied at the Twat Mahal last night.

I got Teabagged at the Twat Mahal last night.

by Simon Kerr May 7, 2008