rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

big juicy toe

A huge blunt full of cocaine, Adderall topped off with melatonin.

Crack Hoodlem : “ yo manz wanna hit dis big juicy toe “
Crazy Fucking Yahtzee Nazi : “ what’s a big juicy toe bruh “

by bappishulo April 28, 2021

Camel Toe Wipe

Similar to a guy teabagging someone, but this is for a female (female version of tea bagging) also commonly occuring in lesbonage acts:

To wipe ones camel toe floppy vag lips on their victims face..aka dunking the camel toe lips into victims mouth like they were wiping the other persons mouth with a silky smoot scarf (as long as said camel toe owner is shaved smooth), if said owner has a full bush said term is now camel toe furrball wipe.

"Man did you see that slut camel toe wipe her girlfriend's mouth?"

"Man did you see Cindy camel toe wipe her drunken passed out boyfriend at the party?"

by Tits Tormentor September 25, 2014

The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 17, 2022

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

toe jammer

The act of jamming ones toe into a femals vagina.

Philip: "dude...my hoe dont wanna get on ma kawk tonight. what should I do?"
Josh: "dude...just do the toe jammer! She will love it and there is no protection involved."
Philip: "she said she would go for it! she aint gonna get no babies dat way!"

by Custhburgh October 31, 2008

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009