Big Toe Joint

A joint that causes one to fold dishes.

"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."

by Herban Dicktionary April 17, 2017

French Toe Tickler

Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.

Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 09, 2020

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019

The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 18, 2022

toe jammer

The act of jamming ones toe into a femals vagina.

Philip: "dude...my hoe dont wanna get on ma kawk tonight. what should I do?"
Josh: "dude...just do the toe jammer! She will love it and there is no protection involved."
Philip: "she said she would go for it! she aint gonna get no babies dat way!"

by Custhburgh September 19, 2008

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009