captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

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Captain

Bay area slang for pimp.

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"

by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024

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Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald

" that girl is such a captain nickolai "

by Naq enthusiast April 6, 2022

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Captain whoopass

Some Hellraiser who plays vigilante and kicks the hell out of idiots and stupid people

John-Did you see Lucy kibaki the wife of president kibaki slap some mp?
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.

by Titus rutto September 25, 2019

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1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.

Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

by mbrewer32 July 4, 2016

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