Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.

Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!

by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021

Captain planet

When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.

Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!

by Omarplanet August 28, 2017

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 29, 2020

Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said

(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious

by NYGaluv4eva May 10, 2015

Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 10, 2015

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023