Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!

Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.

by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022

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Maddie And Chris

A situationship/relationship were two people like each other but don’t want to commit and have no labels. They keep loyalty to each other besides there toxic past. They care for each other , put effort into there non exclusive relationship. They keep people out there business cause they know how they feel about each other behind the scenes. Basically just a defined situation-ship.

Mike: what type of relationship you have with that girl?

Ben: oh it’s basically like a Maddie and Chris situation

by #mads August 13, 2022

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