by Rattusman June 22, 2020
by 808sudberry March 31, 2022
The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.
by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021
by CHRISTHEFUCKINGLEGEND April 23, 2020
Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.
by Alexandragon123 February 24, 2021
by Tman27 April 13, 2019