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D.O.U.C.H.E. Party

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
by D Peezy Fo Sheezy November 1, 2010
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Snuggie party

An asexual or sexually frigid-seeming man or woman.
"Did you see Travis's new girlfriend? She seems like a total Snuggie party."
by rotting orange November 18, 2009
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sardine party

A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.
I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.
by Maddie S. December 9, 2008
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Uno Party

An uno party is a collection of everyone in a group of friends that is single. Everyone in the group shares stories, secrets, and boxes of tissues. Occasionally, someone may cry, but it was only for 20 minutes so shut the hell up, Mom. I didn't think I'd get rejected. Jeez.
Claire: Dammit. He didn't call.

Andrew: Well, looks like the Uno Party for you.

Jon: LOL
by itsmekellyc September 3, 2011
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Party Gown

An XL size t-shirt that is to be worn at parties when the current apparel is in danger of being destroyed by puke, beverages, or other bodily fluids.
Victoria: Shit, this party is out of control!
Mike: That's why I already put on my party gown.
Victoria pukes on Mike's party gown.
Mike: Thanks party gown!
by Sandwich Mike September 11, 2009
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LAN PARTY

A LAN party, as it is referred to by outsiders, is actually a brutal orgy that is organised by the high ruling Weeaboo's of the PC community. The term LAN party is actually an organised criminal event where Weeaboo's pray on the young bottoms of teenage nerds in order to fulfil their virginous Weeaboo destiny.

Many of the young teenagers that attend these LAN parties are never seen again. Some say the Weeaboo kings chain them to their walls as trophies whilst they commit mass killings on Apex Legends.
Hello young nerd, would you like to come to our LAN party tonight? The high king weeaboo master will be in attendance. Don't tell anyone where it is and make sure your phone is switched off. Bring plenty of snacks and Vaseline.
by TheBasicMUFC August 27, 2019
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Frat Party

Lp's Frat Party @ the Pankake Festival is killer
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