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Tahir Johnson

Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior
by Tahir Johnson September 27, 2022
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Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults
Oh my Johnson you in the kids again
by Nig man March 28, 2021
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Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.
"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame
by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022
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Johnsonitis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal
by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022
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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018
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Johnson

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020
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