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The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007
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crepe paper

type of thin paper generaly known for being streamers
i will use crepe paper streamers for the party.
by crepeper March 31, 2017
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Papers

by Street meal April 3, 2019
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fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out
Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?
by R_@_N October 23, 2019
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