Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 04, 2018
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Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
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Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.
by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 09, 2023
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eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
by pedro seguro April 22, 2019
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Omar paper

Oh my god! Omar has a lot of omar paper 😱😱
by Akhumaltash July 01, 2023
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paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there
Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there
by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019
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