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Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
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Birthday Surprise

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise
Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.
by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018
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Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.
by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018
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Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
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Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one
I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
by Barfmeister August 6, 2018
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Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"
by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018
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Douglah Surprise

The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum
by MurderousTip February 16, 2019
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