mindless self indulgence 

Best band ever techno metal stuff and a hot bassist

Yo msi is the best band ever it will own your face.

mindless self indulgence by MSI owns your face July 8, 2004

note to self 

A humorous out-loud reminder/aside meant to indicate your future plans or a lesson you have just learned, dependent on the disparity between one's actions and one's inner thoughts. Originated with Norm McDonald's into-the-mini-cassette-recorder bits between jokes on Saturday Night Live.

(Several hot girls walk into the room, past a frat guy and his friends.)

"Note to self: avoid mentioning that I sleep with a teddy bear tonight."

note to self by Hamburger U July 10, 2004

Defend Yo Self 

When your receiving and ass-whopping of such a high caliber that a spectator must instruct you on how to "DEFEND YO SELF"

when your watching a fight and one of the fighters is basically a punching bag and you must shout "Defend yo Self" man!!!!!

Defend Yo Self by the aveeenger February 14, 2012

Fucketh Thine Self 

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

Fucketh Thine Self by czainsaw September 20, 2006

[fart yo self] 

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self

fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"

[fart yo self] by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

Mindless Self Indulgence 

the absofuckinglutely only band on earth that can give thousands of people from all over the world an orgasim, mindgasm, and bowlgasm at the same time...insane

when susan heard Mindless Self Indulgence for the first time, she lost control of all bodily functions, woke up days later and had this to say...MSI RULES

Mindless Self Indulgence by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

the self facial 

Jacking off and cumming on your own face

Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.

the self facial by scum shot April 23, 2010