Fucketh Thine Self 

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

Fucketh Thine Self by czainsaw September 20, 2006

[fart yo self] 

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self

fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"

[fart yo self] by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

Mindless Self Indulgence 

the absofuckinglutely only band on earth that can give thousands of people from all over the world an orgasim, mindgasm, and bowlgasm at the same time...insane

when susan heard Mindless Self Indulgence for the first time, she lost control of all bodily functions, woke up days later and had this to say...MSI RULES

Mindless Self Indulgence by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

the self facial 

Jacking off and cumming on your own face

Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.

the self facial by scum shot April 23, 2010

reflexive self-fuckery 

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

reflexive self-fuckery by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus 

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.

"If you get pregnant, you better Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus.

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus by ImmaHeadOut December 3, 2019

get down with your bad self

Awesome! Great job! I didn't know you had it in you.

Wow, you scored that great job? Get down with your bad self!

get down with your bad self by wordiva July 27, 2009