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trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.
I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo
by Chang Qou September 19, 2016
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Poo-Densation

When an individual needs to excrete, however due to circumstances is not in a position too. The heat the impending poo produces around the lower regions creates a condensation reaction, leaving the individual with a mildy damp crack and inner thighs.
Friend 1: I really need a poo
Friend 2: Well we have 20 miles to go so you will have to hold it in
Friend 1: But it is so hot. I can feel major poo-densation!
by kjdizzle December 10, 2009
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diarrhea poo

1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.

2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.
1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?

Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!

2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.
by Thejimjams December 14, 2010
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pee pee poo poo hours

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
“I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 3, 2019
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Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'
That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'
by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011
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Poo Dank

I went to the Wild 100's for some weed and the motherfucker tried selling me some poo dank.
by Captain Blumpkin June 21, 2006
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Pee pee poo poo headass

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown
“That made my pp tingle XD”

Pee pee poo poo headass
by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019
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