Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

Poo-Densation

When an individual needs to excrete, however due to circumstances is not in a position too. The heat the impending poo produces around the lower regions creates a condensation reaction, leaving the individual with a mildy damp crack and inner thighs.

Friend 1: I really need a poo
Friend 2: Well we have 20 miles to go so you will have to hold it in
Friend 1: But it is so hot. I can feel major poo-densation!

by kjdizzle December 10, 2009

Poo peck

A subsitution used by your Czech grandmother when she can't call you a pain in the arse.

"Little poo peck! Stop running in the house!"

by Nothingtosee May 31, 2017

pee pee poo poo hours

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

by A7sa July 3, 2019

Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011

Poo Dank

Marijuana that smells like shit and is brown in color.

I went to the Wild 100's for some weed and the motherfucker tried selling me some poo dank.

by Captain Blumpkin June 21, 2006

Pee pee poo poo headass

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown

“That made my pp tingle XD”

“Pee pee poo poo headass”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019