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Penis Supremacy

Penis Supremacy is the overbearing arrogance and misogynistic sexism found in the male species. This disorder can be found in any man regardless of the size of his penis, although it seems to be more prevalent in those men whose penis’ are smaller than any of the national averages worldwide. It’s these men ( also known as PenSups for short) who are easily identified in a crowd. They tend to be extremely vocal, eagerly spinning tails about their penis’ size, it’s popularity, and prowess to almost anyone within earshot.
Don’t confuse Penis Supremacy with Big Dick Energy, if you do you could end up like Nikki did on our girls trip to Bermuda. She bought a line of bullshit from this overbearing loud mouthed dude and wasted a whole night on vaca getting nubbed by his thumb grenade.
by Roosrandicand July 17, 2022
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volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano
For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis
by Abooooooi November 12, 2017
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Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
by Bro Jake March 24, 2023
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Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.
That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.
by Caveman100 January 25, 2015
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Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
by buddhafish July 20, 2012
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beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.
Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.
by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014
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Penis Tent

Otherwise expressed as "pee-pee tent," the penis tent is a communistic gathering under the sickle and hammer. It has next to zero sexual under-intonation; however, in the right context, it is an extremely suggestive form of flirtation.

The building of the penis tent required multiple men. Note the past tents. Formally, this act signified the creation of stonehenge.

Now, it is nothing but a metaphor for a male gathering.

See Greg for more information.

All credit to Lucy for the invention of this term.
Fellow scientologists, we shall gather when the moon is high beneath the circle formed by the ancient penis tent.
by penis tent lover 23 June 5, 2020
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