A girl who will rock you friggin socks off nigga. She's a killa though. She smooth talks you and butters you up, then bites your head off. -gonk-
by xbillxdt September 13, 2004
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Guy 1: Dude, your mom offered me to peanutbutter and banana her.
Guy 2: But wait, she's allergic to peanuts!!!
I peanutbutter and bananaed my girlfriend last night and it tasted so good!
Peanutbutter and bananaing is a perfect way to get your daily dose of protein!
Guy 2: But wait, she's allergic to peanuts!!!
I peanutbutter and bananaed my girlfriend last night and it tasted so good!
Peanutbutter and bananaing is a perfect way to get your daily dose of protein!
by hocnigga January 30, 2012
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a game involving rolling dice and injecting heroine in ur butthole while ur mother shoves skittles down ur throught. (u r also covered in peanutbutter)
bob:hey charlie! wanna play a game of peanutbutter square hula quest?
charlie:hell yea!u got the peanutbutter,i'll get ur mom n sum skittles!
charlie:hell yea!u got the peanutbutter,i'll get ur mom n sum skittles!
by donkeypenis October 13, 2011
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by scribblez66 June 30, 2011
Get the peanutbutter-butcheek-flavored mug.Please refer to this story about peanuts from r/TIFU:
TIFU by letting my 3 year old shower with me...
Now she's only three so she's naturally curious. She also has a hard time saying penis (she calls it peanuts). So the FU happens when we don't have a lot of time to get ready and me and her are both really dirty. I had been working on the yard and she was playing in the dirt, despite our constant telling her to not get in the dirt. So my wife just says to take her in the shower with me. I begrudgingly agree and take her and we get in the shower. Well, a few minutes in I'm washing my hair out not really watching what she's doing and I feel a little prodding on my tip... I open my eyes and she is staring at my penis and poking it. I ask her what she thinks she's doing and she just says "I'm just looking at your peanuts. You have a big peanuts dad." Now I can't really get mad at her because in her mind she hasn't ever really experienced it before and she's just curious, but at the same time I'm mortified and just hoping this isn't the start of some Oedipus level shit. I calmly tell her that that's my private part and she shouldn't be touching it without my permission. She says "ok dad. I like your peanuts." I decided then that that it was probably time for get to get out. My wife heard the whole exchange and comes waking in laughing hysterically. Maybe I'm overreacting about it, but it's still something that haunts me.
TIFU by letting my 3 year old shower with me...
Now she's only three so she's naturally curious. She also has a hard time saying penis (she calls it peanuts). So the FU happens when we don't have a lot of time to get ready and me and her are both really dirty. I had been working on the yard and she was playing in the dirt, despite our constant telling her to not get in the dirt. So my wife just says to take her in the shower with me. I begrudgingly agree and take her and we get in the shower. Well, a few minutes in I'm washing my hair out not really watching what she's doing and I feel a little prodding on my tip... I open my eyes and she is staring at my penis and poking it. I ask her what she thinks she's doing and she just says "I'm just looking at your peanuts. You have a big peanuts dad." Now I can't really get mad at her because in her mind she hasn't ever really experienced it before and she's just curious, but at the same time I'm mortified and just hoping this isn't the start of some Oedipus level shit. I calmly tell her that that's my private part and she shouldn't be touching it without my permission. She says "ok dad. I like your peanuts." I decided then that that it was probably time for get to get out. My wife heard the whole exchange and comes waking in laughing hysterically. Maybe I'm overreacting about it, but it's still something that haunts me.
by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019
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by reginamicia March 5, 2011
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