by skeddadle geech December 11, 2023
by fhomas December 05, 2020
tmillion is a piss pot
by million 23 September 14, 2018
An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022