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Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020
mugGet the Bro Shizxlmug.

bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon November 30, 2021
mugGet the bro speedmug.

bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.
Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.
by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016
mugGet the bro ballingmug.

Trophy Bro

A friend you may or may not like, but you hang out with, because of their social standing and clout.
You know Corey? Yeah, he’s aight, but he’s really just my trophy bro.”
by Trophy Bro December 14, 2019
mugGet the Trophy Bromug.

Bro rate

A male giving a male friend a discounted rate on items or services, specifically due to their friendship.
"Hey man, I normally charge $1500 for wedding pictures, but since we're friends, I'll give you a bro rate of $1000.
by rockhammerer October 18, 2012
mugGet the Bro ratemug.

bro-case

when a muscular guy looks for any opportunity to take off his shirt and showcase himself; often appearing as a douche-bag rather than cool
(me at stoplight): u know, it's only 68 degrees outside I don't think you need to run shirtless...

runner: dude it makes me aerodynamic!

me: yea ok, and I'm sure your six pack abs weren't gonna bro-case themselves, right?
by Bigfuzzypeachezzz August 14, 2010
mugGet the bro-casemug.

Bro Whore

A bro whore - A bro that’s a whore lol
guy 1: omg look it’s Pablo!

guy 2: dude he’s such a bro whore
by amaaankhannnnn December 20, 2021
mugGet the Bro Whoremug.

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