when you constantly feel like you're going to cry but you never do, and your heart feels heavy, and the world feels dark, and sometimes you try to distract yourself with other things, which helps but the feeling never truly goes away, and only lasts temporally, and you always end up going back to where you feel like you're mentally decaying.
by ChompCarrots September 21, 2022
Get the I'm so fucking depressedmug. by I am bored so I make word May 4, 2022
Get the Fuck This Shit I'm outmug. by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
Get the I'm A Big Kid Nowmug. A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
by t3vin24 April 7, 2017
Get the Trust me, I'm a mixologist.mug. A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!
(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!
Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!
Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(
by kakattack3000 August 8, 2015
Get the I'm gonna have a cowmug. by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016
Get the Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!mug. by NoLin December 29, 2007
Get the w/e i'm over itmug.