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free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
by Yarster May 8, 2018
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porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

porn free cum sluts device
by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
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Free head day

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy
by pre.ium December 3, 2020
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Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.
My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.
by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019
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Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all
Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February
by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020
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smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.
Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus
by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014
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Free puss day

It’s is when you get free puss on June 29
by Point123 June 28, 2018
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