Michael Phelped 

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

Michael Phelped by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

Michael Vick-tim 

A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.

Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.

Michael Vick-tim by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 3, 2010

michael conor

Michael Conor is a very talented young raper and singer that grew up in Cleveland Ohio. He just go got a contract with five other boys Drew, Chance, Brady, and Sergio. And always his "OG" Jhype who is a beatboxing from Boyband as well.

Wow Michael Conor is an amazing rapper with great talents and a bright future!

michael conor by Faith.T October 3, 2017

Michael Yu 

The biggest smart ass in the world.

Michael Yu pulled a Michael Yu on Ian Larson.

Michael Yu by Osama edwards May 25, 2011

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.

Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.

Michael Brown by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Michael Loughran 

A faggot that works at Leonardtown High School, who doesnt know how to do his job right, and also rubs up on female students.

Dude, did you Just see Michael Loughran touch that girl?

Michael Loughran by SuckMyDickLoughran March 30, 2011

Michael Vick

A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.

Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?

Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.

Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist

Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.

Michael Vick by V-Sizzle August 14, 2009