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Penis Man

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly
by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019
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man of the people

A person (man or woman, just adjust by case) who lives and breathes because they want nothing more than to help others. Nothing brings him or her greater joy than improving the life of someone else either emotionally, morally, economically or socially. And nothing angers them more than seeing them mistreated or suffering.
Making money may bring them satisfaction, but it is almost never be the driving factor.
Person 1: Jenna is weird.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: She had a pretty successful company and a revenue of about 500.000 dollars each year, but instead of keeping it, she donated 90% of it to charity and then became a politician in order to repeal laws that make it harder for low-income citizens to work. It's nice, but it sounds like a lot of stress for people she has no connection to.
Person 2: That's because she is a woman of the people. God put her here to save the little people with no voice for themselves.
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2019
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Jesastic Man

The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.
Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.
by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019
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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
You’re a baobab”
Fuck off zygote man”
by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019
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Ting man

A quiet guy who only ever uses slang like bruv. Studies very hard and will do anything to bring food to the table. He usually has a deep voice. He studies hard, and if you ever get him as a boyfriend, he will sacrifice himself to save you in any situation.
Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.

Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
by Kash money man March 24, 2019
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Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.
by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019
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Dan Man

Dan Man is man you can trust. Dan Man is the manliest man. He can take any fall, any blow and any kind of hits from anyone and anything. Dan Man is someone who you should never mess around with. He attacc, he protecc, but more importantly he’s more than a snacc. Dan Man is a Bangu Man. if he bangus it’s game over. so make sure you you always stay cautious around Dan Man. The Acts of Dan Man will be continued. Dan Man is the most beautiful man. Dan Man is mountain man. Dan man, Dorito Man. Always remember to be nice to Dan Man and he will be nice to you back. It is an honor to be in Dan Mans presence, he will lead America back to being great again. So count on Dan Man for he is Dan Man.
Wow that’s a beautiful mountain.

wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.
by BANGUMAN August 22, 2019
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