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Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!
by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022
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johnathanjacksonthethird

Yo it’s johnathanjacksonthethird
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Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 4, 2022
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Johnathan galembo

Johnathan galembo

a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.

johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
jeez did u hear "Johnathan galembo" ate 12 hotdogs at once!
by plumpfromros May 8, 2022
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Johnathan galembo

Johnathan galembo

a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.

johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
jeez did u hear "Johnathan galembo" ate 12 hotdogs at once!
by plumpfromros May 8, 2022
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Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
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johnathan<3

the name of the most amazing person in the world. he’s so kind. if you ever met him, you’d instantly fall in love. he would be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
person 1: “isn’t that johnathan<3 ?”

person 2: “yes! he is so amazing”
by bella.marie5922 May 17, 2022
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