Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 01, 2025

Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 04, 2023

Jimmy Up

"Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.

Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.

by beezeebouy November 30, 2020

Jimmy massam

He has got the biggest shlong in the world and anyone would be lucky to have it in anyones mouth

Who is that

That’s jimmy massam and I would love to have is big shlong in my mouth

by Itoooototiotototo February 12, 2022

Smack a Jimmy on this bitch

Ace or receive high marks on a test/quiz, project or any other academic assessment.

“What you about to get on this test”

“I’m finna Smack a Jimmy on this bitch“

by Wtflingo April 22, 2024

Jimmy legs

Also spelled gimmy legs. To be so scared that your legs shake back and fourth. Either standing or sitting.

I got the Jimmy legs.

by Rebel2012 June 06, 2020

Jimmy Intercourse

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: David Babymaker and Ronald Reagan.

You know who the best musician is? Jimmy Intercourse.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024