Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

jersey hunter

a mega whore who fucks as many athletes (football players, basketball players, etc) so when they're famous the jersey hunter can say i slept with him!! also to spread STDs. Jersey hunters are primarily found in college

Cassie: oh heyy, ur really good at basketball... wanna fuck
Jalaan: well ok
...
Jalaan: oh shit herpes!!!!
George: damn dud u shouldnt have boinged Cassie she's a jersey hunter man

by crazyknowledge79 January 2, 2011

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022

New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.

Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?

by mars_x3 November 30, 2023

Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)

Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"

by Urban Kween February 25, 2019

Jersey Girl

Jersey Girls are bad ass…these girls take more pride in their appearance than any girl in any other state in the U.S. they’re not all trash and are only here for a good time. they keep it real, never pump gas, and call all the shots…every guy wants a jersey girl and girls from other states want to be like jersey girls. they’re one of a kind bad ass chicks who know how to drive, know how to dance, can out drink any non-jersey girl, and are all about the attitude. and unless you’re looking to get your ass kicked…don’t cross one because they’re the only hell their mamas ever raised. but they’ll show you a good time like you’ll never see anywhere else. they’re true kick ass queens.

jersey girls never die…and only the good die young

by Grudi August 27, 2018