Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.
Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
Get the Why isn't the left winning!? mug.When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.
But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”
Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
by ChunLeelookinass December 7, 2018
Get the Left mug.friend: *twerking on set pieces backstage to the beat of the music*
me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now
me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now
by yfih14 September 17, 2025
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Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.
by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024
Get the Religious Left mug.THAT is causing violence because literally singling people out and pretending they have schizophrenia is not?
Hym "Left-Wing Rhetoric? That's what's doing it? I thought they needed instructions! I didn't say anything about murdering national guardsmen. Simon didn't say 'murder national guardsmen.' So he wasn't illegally ordered to kill them. They aren't being instructed to jump off their own balconies by ME. So, THAT causes violence... But NOT the fact that you are literally surveilling a guy to make him listen to you about whatever underhanded remarks you want to make about his life and policing his interactions with women and bombarding him with things you would like him to think I the hopes that maybe THAT will get people to stop murdering your kids and doing so without ever getting called on it and when you ARE called out for it in the form of the greatest piece of artwork in the history of humanity...
Hym "Left-Wing Rhetoric? That's what's doing it? I thought they needed instructions! I didn't say anything about murdering national guardsmen. Simon didn't say 'murder national guardsmen.' So he wasn't illegally ordered to kill them. They aren't being instructed to jump off their own balconies by ME. So, THAT causes violence... But NOT the fact that you are literally surveilling a guy to make him listen to you about whatever underhanded remarks you want to make about his life and policing his interactions with women and bombarding him with things you would like him to think I the hopes that maybe THAT will get people to stop murdering your kids and doing so without ever getting called on it and when you ARE called out for it in the form of the greatest piece of artwork in the history of humanity...
You cry and piss your bed because you're a retard who got his butthole molested. And not you want to steal shit out of my yard sale and act like it didn't happen and THAT isn't going to cause me to murder your kids? But the left-wing rhetoric? You motherfuckers are dumb. Like 'We kept doing it and it kept happening but we recalling wanted to see the guy that said it would happen do it because I'm trying to understand stuff. I just don't understand stand woaoaoaoaoh!' That's exactly what happens though. Having to deal with your stupidity, your inability to understand things... Will make people coo-oo. It WILL make people murder you. I'm struggling to not do that. It did it to Nietzsche. He didn't murder but in retrospect we can all clearly see how how probably should have murdered."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.
Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.
Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.
Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.
by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020
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