Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.

Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free

by zozeyety November 27, 2020

Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

by pre.ium December 3, 2020

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.

Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.

by Yarster May 8, 2018

Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all

Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020

Free nude pass

This coupon is for one nude only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Jaime used his coupon on his gf. Free nude pass is the best

by Joe daddy left you November 30, 2019

smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014