Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.
Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016
Get the Dry Fish mug.by mikey PB March 15, 2004
Get the fish mug.
Get the fish mug.
Fish Face is the female version of the tea bag. This is achieved by dropping ones trousers and underwear and placing the vagina on a passed out persons forehead or chin. These areas are in good fun. Doing the fish face on ones nose is considered a criminal offense in Australia and Canada.
I checked my facebook this morning hungover and found pictures of Jocelyn giving me the fish face while I was passed out! FML
by Slippery Richard November 12, 2010
Get the Fish Face mug.When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl
by joliza August 14, 2007
Get the poop fish mug.by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010
Get the squid fishing mug.