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Canadian Negotiation 

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.
We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.

Canadian Fourth of July 

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce
Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.

Canadian Tuxedo 

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.
Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear

Canadian Down Under 

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriends vagina before eating her out.
“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

Canadian Telephone 

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet
Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.
Canadian Telephone by AsherAz August 19, 2025

Canadian Compromise

Mafia judgement or intervention where both parties are equally dissatisfied with the final resolution.