cheese-intake 

Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess.

Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'

cheese-intake by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

cheese pot 

a vagina,so gastly that it reeks of big foots dick from a five foot radius with inner lips being more visible than outer lips or outer lips being gone completely.also harrier than any known primate.

man1:whos that fat chick?
man2:i don know.
man1:looks kinda like rosie o'donnel.
man2:dude u think she has a cheese pot?

cheese pot by -cODY- September 7, 2005

cheese n bacon 

this is a slice of cheese with bacon on top n taste extremely nice but no 1 in da world cn beat the ultimate beffing cheese n bacon sadwhich PHILL N MIKE MAKES!!!!

the is a cheese n bacon sandwhich on my table

i have to muches lets get a cheese n bacon sadwhich

cheese n bacon by phill April 14, 2004

cheese blanket 

The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)

"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

cheese blanket by |||||||||||11111llllll1l11l1ll January 15, 2009

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

cheese dicking by therealdougie March 7, 2011

Cheese toastie 

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.

Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.

Cheese toastie by NavyDrew July 6, 2016

cheese dick 

One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.

The president is a remarkable cheese dick.

cheese dick by R. Snot August 29, 2003